400: Stuff
- the Alphabetical Alliteration Poem — written to amuse myself and friends at some point in my younger years
- Fark Photoshops —my complete gallery
- the egg of mass destruction —will open in pop-up window
- Bored at work, I searched
Google…—"I'm so tired…" rated
PG

- Finding a date for the Tenacious B
- my stupid haiku: at work —rated
PG-13

- Scrubbin' Monkey —a monkey scrubbin' a cat
- my stupid haiku #3 —techno-geek style
- Signs It's Time For A Clown To Retire
- my theme song?
- Rejected Puff Daddy Names
- Become A Software Engineer The E-Z Way! —learn these phrases
- useless t.v. trivia —Gilligan's Island/Scooby-Doo full names!
- Things Overheard During The Gore/Clinton Fight
- Voting Booth Etiquette
- Cover the Earth —an image that's always troubled me
- haiku from Tenacious B
- The Memory Leak Poem: cheat sheet
- The Memory Leak Poem —from my happier days at UTS/Itron
- my stupid haiku #2
- my stupid haiku #1
- Your Poopypants Name
- Our Favorite Daily Comic Strips! —with Dix & Peabo
- Bunky's Fun-O-Rama

- contemplating the sphere —with Dix, Peabo & Taylor