400: Stuff

• the Alphabetical Alliteration Poem — written to amuse myself and friends at some point in my younger years
• Fark Photoshops —my complete gallery
• the egg of mass destruction —will open in pop-up window
• Bored at work, I searched Google…—"I'm so tired…" rated PG
• Finding a date for the Tenacious B
• my stupid haiku: at work —rated PG-13
• Scrubbin' Monkey —a monkey scrubbin' a cat
• my stupid haiku #3 —techno-geek style
• Signs It's Time For A Clown To Retire
• my theme song?
• Rejected Puff Daddy Names
• Become A Software Engineer The E-Z Way! —learn these phrases
• useless t.v. trivia —Gilligan's Island/Scooby-Doo full names!
• Things Overheard During The Gore/Clinton Fight
• Voting Booth Etiquette
• Cover the Earth —an image that's always troubled me
• haiku from Tenacious B
• The Memory Leak Poem: cheat sheet
• The Memory Leak Poem —from my happier days at UTS/Itron
• my stupid haiku #2
• my stupid haiku #1
• Your Poopypants Name
• Our Favorite Daily Comic Strips! —with Dix & Peabo
• Bunky's Fun-O-Rama
• contemplating the sphere —with Dix, Peabo & Taylor