Q: What's small and round and has holes?

A: A button.

Q: What's red and edible?

A: An apple. Or maybe a tomato. Stop bothering me already.

Tom: Hey, did you see the new kid?

Dick: Yes, he looks different. Let's go pick on him.

There were these three traveling salesmen who were out in the middle of the country when their car broke down. It was late, and they needed a place to stay for the night. They went to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door.

"Yes?" asked the old farmer who answered the door.

"Our car broke down, and we need a place to sleep tonight," said the salesmen.

"Well, the only beds that I have are the ones my daughters sleep in. I'm sure they wouldn't mind sharing, but you have to promise...

~~DAMMIT! I just spilled bourbon all over the keyboard! Jeez, I gotta get this crap cleaned up before I electrocute myself. Sorry, kids, that's all for Riddles 'n' Jokes.